Posted 6:34 PM by Erik:

NO! It's all that is loathesome and vile!

Yes, I'm sorry for not posting much.

Posted 9:21 PM by Erik:

Yet another post somehow pertaining to infanticide

You know, English class really does present some opportunities for hilarity. We had to write a narrative based on the prompt "At a Halloween party, a man in a bumblebee suit shot a man dressed as a baby." My plot to the story? Well, the bumbleebee guy hates babies, and is disgusted at the sight of the morally abhorrent baby costume, so he kills the guy. It turns out, the guy dressed as a baby runs an abortion clinic. Ahh? Ahh? I insist you all stick with me on these things.